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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Top comments

Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

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TigressUK 0

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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Comments

WICKEDxANGEL 13

You sure you didn't want to marry her JUST for the sex?

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elizacandle 29

and that's why you don't wait until marriage for sex.

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robertthorh 4

Maybe she was abused in the past? You really should know the reason by now.

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lebaconhawk 4

Um just curious are you both girls cause that's what it looks like.

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itslisa96 2

Should not rush things. You should respect people that have high morals.

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mjzgirl1995 6

I mean she might have a bad experience.

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goliatron 9

Time for an annulment!

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happyfingers 15

Well that's an unexpected reaction...

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adorable6 14

at any point, did she hav a gun in her hands? ?

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heyyyaubrey 9

why the hell are you idiots downvoting everyone that says dont wait for marriage to have sex. waiting is a terrible idea. just awful

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