Miscellaneous: Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400...

By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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By Colbasaur - 24/06/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By smartgirl - 01/05/2009 23:48 - Canada

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By leftout - 13/05/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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Sunday 21 June 2009 0:26

For ****'s sake. Some people just sweat a lot. That's all. It doesn't mean they don't wear deodorant, it doesn't mean they don't wear anti-perspirant, it doesn't mean they buy cheap versions of the aforementioned toiletries, it just means they got unlucky with the genes and sweat a lot more than other people. Grow up and accept that not everyone's body is the same, you silly people.

captainobvious07 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:30

awe damn dude that sucks. i sweat like that a lot too.. nervous tick. i just wear a lot of black and white shirts to cover it up. makes life kinda simple..everything matches!!

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TheLizardKing 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:13

Sorry dude, if it makes you feel better the same thing happened to me. The only difference is that I never got an award

danielleFML 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:23

i know how it is, and i also dont know why people think sweat is so funny. FYL

fyl4sure 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:29

Anti-perspirant...

pommeblossom 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:40

Aw :/ Don't worry, I sweat beyond belief.

luckyducky123 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:47

do-es-nt wor-k. dumb ass. Sorry OP that really sucks.

coheedandcambria 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:01

My hands sweat alot....

MandathePanda24 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:50

So do mine my friends make funny of me and call me clammy hands

starflake 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:05

Ah, I sweat an awful amount and hate it :( But then I found this amazing anti perspirant called driclor, no sweating at all :) Well, apart from when you're doing the usual strenuous tasks like exercise and even then, it dries up extreamly quickly. Definatly recomend it!

BAbyR 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:14

dont you wear a stole?

beautifulskies 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:16

Well, I know my boyfriend sweats a lot... and he wear anti-perspirant... but they can't only take so much ... anyway, that's so mean that they laughed, so disrespectful... obviously some jealousy involved that you're so smart and awesome and they're not.