By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
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WCARlover 34

It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o

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quesok 22

One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain

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EarlFug 19

Sounds like you need a new workplace, my friend.

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omgoscarr 4

There is nothing wrong with them for that. Let them express their emotions. And fyi, it is very devastating that ZAYN* left because now the group won't be the same.

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allybae1D 14

Thank you! For once someone understands!

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gottahandittome 2

nothing stays the same...kinetic motion, and all that!

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Kaylynn_Michele7 12

March 25, 2015. The day millions of hearts broke at the same time.

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Galaxypotato 13

Well, i'm glad you feel that way at least. It needed to happen...rip 1D

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blackonblight 32

Wait they're still around? Jesus ****, why should people care? I mean, I was sad when Roy Khan left Kamelot, and both Nightwish vocalists leaving were saddening, (Sorry Floor, I really just don't feel the passion with you I got from either Tarja or Anette) but... it's not like you can't listen to multiple bands. If your life, even your music life, revolves solely around one band you're in trouble. Bands that last more than a decade are the exception, not the rule.

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denden_mushi 11

I don't listen to them, I just wanted to as that Zayn is incredibly easy on the eyes. If he leaves, I'd be disappointed for shallow reasons.

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iwadasn 32

Why do you care? Occasionally people around you will talk about things that don't interest you. It's not the end of the world.

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AllSoul 23

But apparently it is for the fans...

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FieldLeftBlank 20

Honestly, OP, I have no sympathy for you. I don't like One Direction, either, but I respect people's right to listen to whatever music they like and discuss it whenever they want. Describing yourself as a "pacifist" is laughable if that was your genuine reaction. May I suggest getting into anger management if that's the case?

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Brandi_Faith 33

Yes, me exact thoughts. Who cares if they talk about it, there are lots of conversations that you wish you didn't have to hear at work and lots of people you don't really want to be around, are you going to beat all of them up too?

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doubleofuck 20

I don't like one direction either but honestly if you can't handle people talking about them, even if it is whining, without having violent desires and posting about them online I would think that you, OP, need the help and not some adults who like a certain type of music.

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