Intimacy: Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high...

By biker2012 - 01/06/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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By trackdaddy - 02/05/2017 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

Dolarhyde 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:40

lol your dad seems cool

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kingbeau 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:36

Yeah... what number 18 said... I'm guessing there's a fair possibility you don't have much experience with spandex shorts? Or erections? Aside from your own if you're a guy... But for some reason I don't think you are... no offense intended... What you may have mistaken for a "massive erection" could well have just been a run of the mill bulge... It seems pretty likely, since I can't see anyone being able to (hem hem) "point" a massive erection in spandex.... So all you could actually have seen was that his bulge was "bigger" than it usually is and I can't imagine why you'd know the normal dimensions of your fathers package... Either he had a really big package and its not a problem, or you mistook a normal sized one for an erection... Don't mention it and it shouldn't matter... Well, it might, but the possible erection aspect might not be brought up...

iamtheman 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:38

Massive erection and spendex? Reminds me of my first time :]

justxdream 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:39

he popped one because of a bike? i'd cry if i were you lol.

NoSuchLuck 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:39

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Anon17564 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:45

Erections aren't only caused by arousal, y'know. Considering a bike seat puts a lot of pressure on the prostate, combined with the massive endorphin rush, an erection's perfectly likely.

xo_emily_xo 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:46

LMFAO!! Your life IS kinda ****** =D I'd shoot my dad if he did that! (well, not really "shoot him", but you know what I mean) And I might die of embarrassment!

chasing_adalia 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:49

I agree with #84. I think seeing your own father's erection is worse than others seeing it... At least with others, you can deny it and say, "And you were looking at my dad's crotch, why?" There's no denying that imprinted image in your head.

zoolander951 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 4:04

well now you have somthin to talk about with the "hot soccer team"

darkwar4ever 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 4:04

I really don't see how you deserved this. Seriously, that's gotta be painful. Oh well, hope no one laughs at your parents for that. Don't get too embarrassed by them though, it happens.