Intimacy: Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high... - FML

By biker2012 - 01/06/2009 19:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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By trackdaddy - 02/05/2017 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

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Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

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Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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lolwhat_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

Dolarhyde 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:40

lol your dad seems cool

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boo_139 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:34

I would pretend not to know him

24788 6

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:35

lol, fyl.

Jaxon321 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:37

I like TACOS!!!!! I also like garbage trucks!!

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Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:41

http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=43aa3964

LeneeHooker 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:42

Haha. That had to suck!

jasons_gurl 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:44

thats just real messed up

Kar98 6

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:51

Why did you think your dad mingled with high schoolers in skimpy outfits in first place?

hairyxnelson 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:59

Get owned

dom11 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:59

Your dad needs to stop staring at the other guys during the bike race LOL

chiapet 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:00

Haha...... BONER!!!

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