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By God dammit Paul - 09/09/2016 19:23 - United States - Middle River

Today, there was a group of teenagers skateboarding at the park next to my house. I was getting tired of hearing them so I went over to them and took one of their skateboards and threw it. As I walking away I made sure to keep eye contact with them and ended up slipping on the skateboard I threw FML
I agree, your life sucks 931
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Top comments

You don't just throw someone else's property. Just politely ask them to stop doing whatever they were doing that was irritating you

Comments

How's this an FML? How's it **** your life, when you were the asshole in the situation. There's headphones for a reason.

Karma can be a bitch sometimes. That wasn't even cool, man. Sound have just asked them to leave. Net it knocked your ego down a notch or two though.

you deserve it you peice of shit, make ydi an option and stop being so damn self righteous

lovit345 11

It's a public spot deal with it

4everBroken 13

That would be karma for you, don't be an asshole dude you deserved it!

Instant karma, pronounced HAHAHA. YDI, bitch.

zeusdom 15

As a skater you 100% deserved that and knowing that skaters don't take shit, you're lucky that whoever's board your threw didn't grab his board and beat the shit out of you with it. You're a ******* asshole and if you have a problem with skateboarders skating at a skatepark you should move you twat.

andrmac 25

YOU DESERVE IT YOU SCUM BAG ASSHAT!