By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
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Drigr 9

Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the ****?

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WPQ14 15

They've got creams for that, you know. Ouch.

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jesinuevo 3

Lmao!!! Next time instead of a heart, shave the words " your dinners ready"

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heyitslex 1

Who shaves a heart into their pubes?!

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beautifull_you21 5

Gross....:/

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

Kinky....?

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mrsmillsy 10

I am so embarrassed for you.

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SaraJo57 1

There's this new invention called lotion.

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jessimica642 8

You need to exfoliate to prevent ingrown hairs lol

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BloodFaerie 21

No, romantic would be removing all the hair down there if your wife preferred it as a show of solidarity for all the women that wax/shave/whatever down there just to make guys happy. Making it into cutesy shapes is just gross.....

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randi8907 3

no woman truly wants a guy with no hair down there.... ur looking at someone who hates body hair. but a heart is just reeeeally gay. shouldve trimmed, not shaved anyways.

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bspiper87 7

So in other words....you have.a.broken heart?

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pexy_fml 16

What do you expect now more blow jobs because of that pubic heart.

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