By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
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moodi_fml 0

First, call the police because the package has your name not your neighbor's. Second, call the mail company to complain about the mailman and follow up on the complaint.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Honestly, how old is your neighbor? Because he's acting like he's ten. 'Finders keepers' doesn't apply in thr real world. You should give him a high five. In the face. With your mailbox.

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ICastillo 24

You need to go over there knock on the door as soon as he answers "Falcon punch" him right in the face and get your phone. But you have to scream "Falcon Punch" when you hit him.

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Quidikic 9

Oh god-85-You have disappointed me.

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Il_Maestro 6

Or just eat him and steal his hat. Kirby style.

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TheNewGuy03 28

85, :( Personally, I would ask the neighbor to "show [his] moves," and after he inevitably fails, then you can gleefully exclaim "YES!" while flexing your muscles. Alternately, you can get down on one knee, all while yelling and gesturing for him to "come on!" and hope for the best. Seriously, though, if you threaten dudes with legitimate legal shit, then they tend to cower up like a sheet of balled-up college-ruled notebook paper. That will get him to release the Krak ... er, package. If not, proceed with plan C, that is, get the motherlover thrown in the clink. |the kid|

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Isoldael 27

One of my snake hatchlings was named falcon punch after he falcon punched himself right out of his egg. Does it count if OP throws it at his neighbour's face while screaming "falcon punch"?

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KVKdragon 26

That's theft of personal property that you paid for. Call the police, call a lawyer, and reap the benefits of getting your phone back and showing the world how stupidly moronic your neighbor is. It's great entertainment to watch people get publicly humiliated for their stupidity (unless it's yourself of course) ;)

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Jumpingmal2 7

You could easily use it against him. Drop a fake package off at his door and write your name and adress on it so he thinks it was for you. And inside you could put whatever you want... like fill it with dog shit or something stupid like that. I doubt he will ever take another one of your packages

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onlychildFTW 33

Why would the mailman do that? Here in Canada they leave a note saying you can pick it up from the post office.

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ManInTheMachine 19

OP should be grateful Fed-Ex man didn't pay a suprise visit.

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evilplatypus 38

21 - If the neighbor is out front they'll let them sign for it (UPS, at least. FedEx drops the boxes and runs like the package is on fire). My neighbor and I sigh for each other's stuff all the time.

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pdp_fml 21

The postman in America would leave a note to pick up your package from the nearest post office.

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Isoldael 27

OP is from the Netherlands, dropping off packages at your neighbours is common practice here.

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emmaweeee 0

Wait until he's not looking then throw your old brick of a phone at your neighbor's head run into their house grab the package and haul ass

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ManInTheMachine 19

Sounds like a fool proof plan. Are you expecting the phone to knock out the neighbor in one hit? 'Cause I doubt that'll be the case. Unless, of course, it's a Nokia.

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I_heart_sex 1

Why do you have your phone number in your profile?

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Axipiter 24

Because she's not in the mood to tell the internet her life story, just her phone number. Unwise.

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isaiaah 6

You know why? Cuz she's ******* awesome

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Ajwc101 24

Call the police OP he can't legally do that. Sorry for your bad luck.

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hashtagmaster 1

Why would he do that? Fml my mailman is so nice :) he gives treats to the dogs!

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11mandy80 6

Mine does that too!! ( the dog treats )

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ManInTheMachine 19

Thanks for sharing! Aw shit, just read your profile name. Brace yourself, a shit storm is ahead. Maybe not now. But eventually...

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TheDrifter 23

If he really is a hashtag master he will know better than to use them on fml right?

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ManInTheMachine 19

Let's hope so, TheDrifter. Let's hope so...

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ly0ntamer 1

#hashtagsare4pussiesandwannabestart'nsumthinwanksters!

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thatoneguy79 10

77) You were saying?

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Axipiter 24

When did it evolve from a "number sign" or a "pound sign" to a "hashtag"? I'm not being sarcastic, I seriously want to know.

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hsRoseTyler5 14

127-Nobody ever calls it an octothorpe...

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hama806 19

Call your cell carrier to notify them your phone was stolen. Then the police. He can get arrested for stealing another's mail/package. I think it's a federal crime. Good luck!

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slipmaster 6

i feel so bad for you man, neighbours can suck sometimes

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