Intimacy: Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to...

By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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Selfish

By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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The second coming

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 09:00

Today, my husband is trying to divorce me because I’m pregnant, even though I’ve been told all my adult life that I’m infertile. I’ve never even had a period. He’s blaming me for lying to him because he never wanted kids. He even tried to claim it must be another guy's baby. He’s an idiot. FML

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By Pregnant - 14/04/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

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Wednesday 24 July 2013 16:10

He's an idiot

MrSarcasmic 10

Wednesday 24 July 2013 16:10

see if the sight of you walking away is "sexy" enough for said sperm

Comments

interesting33 36

Wednesday 24 July 2013 19:03

I don't know how true this is but apparently coffee makes sperm move faster.

WildWonder808 14

Wednesday 24 July 2013 19:04

Smh what a dick... a slow dick

Poetaster 10

Wednesday 24 July 2013 19:19

Perhaps if he were better endowed, the sperm would be deposited in closer proximity to there destination?

ragemuch 3

Wednesday 24 July 2013 19:24

That's messed up, bottom line is he is broken and that's that.

ambitiousnygrl 17

Wednesday 24 July 2013 19:56

His sperm isn't the only thing that's slow.

Ryan8878 21

Wednesday 24 July 2013 20:15

Are people here sarcasm deficient? Noor, your comments were hilarious. Obviously sarcastic for people that have seen you comment before. FML must have lots of new faces.

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 24 July 2013 20:17

Apparently. Everyone knows Noor is always joking or sarcastic. Much like perdix, but with less sexual humor and lowering of sunglasses.

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 24 July 2013 20:45

Sounds like he's very loving and caring and supportive.

Kathts7 12

Wednesday 24 July 2013 20:56

I don't think you should leave him... But that was a really mean thing to say! I feel so sorry for you

imtooshy 18

Wednesday 24 July 2013 21:05

I'm not saying he's justified in his behaviour. I'm sure this news was devastating for him to hear. Have a talk with him but go easy on him as well OP, I think he needs some reassurance. Good luck :-)