Health: Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 765

By Harry - 10/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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You deserved it 4 912

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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You deserved it 3 791

Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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You deserved it 26 459

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 478

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 159

You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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You deserved it 68 705

Never engage with crazy

By Anonymous - 18/05/2025 15:00 - China

Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML

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You deserved it 350

RickySleeves 20

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:09

You mean he beat the candy out of you

igg125 30

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:10

Hopefully he didn't use a big stick

Comments

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:20

Oh goodness, I shouldn't laugh at this post...but I did. Hope you have a quick recovery from the beating you took OP. :-)

JoshuaJamesGrimm 5

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:53

I don't think that's a weed high. Weed doesn't normally make you violent.

tigerzroze 16

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:56

That did not end how I expected it to.

taylorzgoines 16

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:59

you're just ugly

kdbizzy 13

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:03

He had probably dropped acid.

birdybirdchirp 18

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:04

You should have found higher ground, once a piñata goes up they cant reach it(you) anymore.

lildiva7620 18

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:15

It's because of your colorful personality

Caballero127 1

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:26

Did any candy come out at least?

edmunson 22

Thursday 28 May 2015 6:00

WTF...'Nuf said

berkeleyjake 13

Thursday 28 May 2015 6:46

we're you wearing a colorful outfit?

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Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

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