Today nearly 80% of our office had the runs cause of a Lamb Curry... - FML

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By ButtCurry - 18/01/2017 17:32 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today nearly 80% of our office had the runs cause of a Lamb Curry our one Colleague brought in to celebrate her birthday.. Our 3 story office building smelled like stewing liquid fecal matter && I still had to work till 5pm when everyone basically left at 11am.. fml

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