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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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jarednt39 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:05

Well here's your daily creeping , @bama girl your beautiful check out my profile would love to chat with you

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:12

Maybe your local classic rock station overplays "Roxanne?"

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 10:45

Roxaaaane, you don't have put on the red light

hecseferblade 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:16

thats just her stating what she does to you

compmaster 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:25

It's a song by rage against the machine

akaOtter 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:41

Hahaha. No. It's a song by N.W.A.

MrsWojtowicz 16

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:23

And Dope.

scorpio1194 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:35

Maybe she meant to put "I **** THA POLICE!"

ShakeMeDown 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:42

Well said.

akito11 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:54

How old is she?!

johnel54 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:59

Like from the hangover?

sugarbaby9908 20

Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:00

She culd be singing a song, NWA or Dope...lol

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:08

So? Take her up on it. You win.

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