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By SleepyGuy - 21/12/2017 14:45

Today, my wife kicked me out of the bed in the middle of the night and wouldn't let me back in, claiming our son was crying. Our son was sound asleep, and she has no memory of this. FML.
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PhantomCrevan 8

Sounds like a sleep walking episode. Even though it's called sleep "walking," people have driven cars, climbed buildings, cooked, and all sorts of weird shit. If it happens again, she should see a doctor about it and you guys should come up with a fallback plan so you don't lose an entire night of sleep over her sleepwalking.

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CoralineCrossXXX 13

it sounds like she just did it in her sleep. I've done things such as getting up and beating my dad with a pillow, and punching my ex in the ribcage while I was asleep.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sounds like a sleep walking episode. Even though it's called sleep "walking," people have driven cars, climbed buildings, cooked, and all sorts of weird shit. If it happens again, she should see a doctor about it and you guys should come up with a fallback plan so you don't lose an entire night of sleep over her sleepwalking.

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CoralineCrossXXX 13

it sounds like she just did it in her sleep. I've done things such as getting up and beating my dad with a pillow, and punching my ex in the ribcage while I was asleep.

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