By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 563
You deserved it 50
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turnedoffTVgrey 0

Sounds like just another day at the trailer park.

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Lee002 8

sounds like just another day at the FAILER park!! Har dee har har

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greenltrn2003 0

smfh that im actually cracking up at this comment...nice way to flip (#23)'s hilariously lame

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turnedoffTVgrey 0

Actually, I think that might be his problem. If he's not high or drunk, he'll be like his mom wondering what happened to his life.

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CynicComedian 2

See you on Springer!

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laurr_rawrs 0

LOL. time to get an emancipation?

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Gia0896 0

Thats hella funny. But it sucks 4 u..

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swanlee 0

Sounds like a fun family to hang around, as long as there is not any physical or emotional abuse involved sit back and enjoy the fact you have a quirky family.

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xMooMoox 0

Sounds like a fun family to be around? Yeah drug addicts and alcoholics sound completely awesome and totally quirky.

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xMooMoox 0

Sounds like a fun family to be around? Yeah drug addicts and alcoholics sound completely awesome and totally quirky.

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WeStayCrunk24x7 0

now this is the first actual ****** life ive seen on this website. its not some cleverly written problem that could easily be solved, this kids life actually sucks

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fxdxhk90 0

Wow, i am really sorry. This is actually one of the instances where a posters life is actually ******, and they're not just bitching about some small incident.

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