By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
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Brenda37 13

She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.

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MisterMichael 9

Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved

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jaggerbaby4726 1

She doesn't NEED to give you a *******. Get over it.

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Bassist5798 0

an fml actually made Mr laughter for once!

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TazInYourPantz 13

It does make sense. She doesn't want to eat his children.

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HumanWiki 8

Dump her or deal with her poor diet choice.

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Bastet1981 3

Why do you think it is a poor diet choice?

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TopiaryOwl 18

Maybe she should dump him for his poor diet choice. Abstinence from eating suffering doesn't sound like a poor choice to me.

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groundzeromma 8

Time for a carnivorous girlfriend, or just a different girl friend period.

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TopiaryOwl 18

Mmm yes, 100% carnivorous diet is real sexy! And shovelling all those carcasses down your throat, hot as! ???

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drunkonduty247 1

Thats what you get for dating a hippie liberal.

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graphicstyle7 17

Speaking as a female... that's an obvious excuse. And she needs to get over it and try to be a pleasing partner. None of the same for her, AND, I'd shop around if I were you.

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