Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher asked me if I wanted to be a woman because...

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By Seethers96 - 17/06/2016 15:21 - Egypt

Today, my teacher asked me if I wanted to be a woman because I have long hair. He was dead serious. FML

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hoponpip 20

Wednesday 22 June 2016 5:06

gender roles suck. your hair sounds awesome. just ignore your asshole teacher.

Seethers96 12

Monday 20 June 2016 10:54

My hair passes my back, but I always tie it into a bun and make it look like It's few cms.

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ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 20 June 2016 1:42

Like, how long? Shoulder length? Even longer?

Seethers96 12

Monday 20 June 2016 10:54

My hair passes my back, but I always tie it into a bun and make it look like It's few cms.

hoponpip 20

Wednesday 22 June 2016 5:06

gender roles suck. your hair sounds awesome. just ignore your asshole teacher.

Seethers96 12

Wednesday 22 June 2016 9:13

Thanks! :-)

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