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By anonymous - 28/06/2016 00:54 - United States - Memphis

Today, my sister has called my dog Psycho so many times, she refuses to respond to her real name.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:07

Revenge is a dish best served cold - just wait until your sister has children and do the same. Waddyamean? His name's not "********"?

kelba 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:40

Don't worry my cats real name is whiskers but he doesn't respond to that any more since I started calling him meowchowmien

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kelba 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:40

Don't worry my cats real name is whiskers but he doesn't respond to that any more since I started calling him meowchowmien

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:07

Revenge is a dish best served cold - just wait until your sister has children and do the same. Waddyamean? His name's not "********"?

x10 15

Tuesday 28 June 2016 13:59

My friend had a snake we calked baby for so long we forgot his real name lol

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