By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Sell her on the black market and call it even

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notjanedoe 27

Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?

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mackdeezy 22

Thats just beyond unnacceptable. While i dont condone revenge in that manner, i think for her the gloves can come off.

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grrrrrrrreat 8

For revenge this is what you'll do, pee in a bottle every night, dump it on her when she's sleeping and make her think she wet the bed, then spread the rumor that your sister wets the bed, and make her new nickname bed wetter.

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error404n0tf0und 21

that is unhygienic and disgusting,I like it!

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Allyzabell 5

That's is so gross. Hahaha, idk why I think this would make things even in so many ways.

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PrincessPesa 20

I get your intention, icky as it is. But I don't think OP's sister is the best candidate for psychological abuse. Sounds like she's close to the edge already.

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twaumat 28

you FML-ers are evil! I like it!

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Vanillanougat 14

Well maybe next time you flush the toilet, you'll toss in that hamster.... without a source of poop, she'll be powerless against you!

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rawr_ily96 24

Don't punish the hamster! I say dunk her head in the pee-filled toilet.

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McNikk 15

I'd be curious to see what she would do if you did something more serious...

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McNikk 15

She'd probably strap him to a chair and force her to listen tp Nicki Minaj for hours on end.

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error404n0tf0und 21

give away her hamster

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Lionesse 15

What did the poor hamster do to deserve being given away? All it did was take a turd and OP's sister used it for her purposes. OP should give away her sister away if it's possible... But now that I think about your comment, giving away the hamster actually might be in the best interest for the little furball. Who knows how many loose screws OP's sister has.. The sister sounds like she is a few cards short of a full deck.

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oj101 33

Siblings... when you do something to them, they'll do it back and one better to you.

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error404n0tf0und 21

better yet,pee in the shower

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crackpotL 33

Think about it from her point of view... your trying to get yourself off with the shower head and then someone flushes the toilet and now you have third degree burns on your nether regions. Burn cream and a vibrator would make a good olive branch.

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doodlecloud 26

It's an old, old fml...still wouldn't make her 'revenge' acceptable though. Think someone needs some anger management classes...

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error404n0tf0und 21

thumb down contest 3 2 1 go!

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