Miscellaneous: Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade,...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:24 - Germany

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 21:01 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, after spending eight weeks making a life-size clay Cocker Spaniel in class. I left it in the middle of a large table in the empty art classroom, ready to paint, and went to the bathroom for a minute. I came back to see two young girls shiftily running out of said classroom, walked in and it was in shards on the floor. FML

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By lottielondon - 04/05/2011 13:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML

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By NervousDog - 06/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, at work, I dropped a dried giant millipede specimen. Horrible little legs went everywhere. Now I need to glue it back together. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By AIienware - 30/06/2015 15:33

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I created a 3D sculpture for a competition that I was hoping might impress some people, and maybe lead to a job with a particular company. I finished it last night for the competition, but this morning I realised it’s too big to get it out of my front door without taking it apart. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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JillianBall 18

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

Do you have time to remake it? If not your art teacher should understand. She was the one who suggested you soak them in water.

zombicidal 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

I just had two projects I need to pass my ceramics class explode because someone else's project blew up in the kiln

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:34

Your art teacher seems mentally impaired. Just saying.

katcot99 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:37

You need to tell your teacher it wasn't your fault, and since she told you to put it in water she actually has to let you do another.

demonmonkey 13

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:39

Art teachers suck

tylermt1999 17

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:49

was that art teacher Kelso?

jafreen 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:44

troll teacher!

Hacim95 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:47

And she knows about art?

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:48

Submit the dissolved chunks as a modern art, interactive, work in progress...

BeyondVirtuoso 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:56

I think your art teacher meant soak the end of the pieces and put them back together, not soak the whole damn piece. Lol

neverdrinkSODA 12

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:05

there's An example of a teacher that doesn't know what they are talking about. teachers don't know everything. my Bio professor thought that the difference between alligators and crocodiles was that alligators are herbivores and crocodiles were carnivores