Intimacy: Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in...

By Marika - 20/07/2015 17:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

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By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

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Tuesday 21 July 2015 0:04

did you cry "oh God" as you climaxed?

zykrithium 22

Tuesday 21 July 2015 0:03

Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.

Comments

lakid824 10

Tuesday 21 July 2015 8:01

Imagine if one of you sneezed and the other said God bless you.

sneakybabymaker 20

Tuesday 21 July 2015 8:21

Must've been checking to see if you were one of his alter boys. ?? jk

rozalyn77 15

Tuesday 21 July 2015 8:28

Oh god...

RealSuperSand 21

Tuesday 21 July 2015 9:03

So did you two come unto christ?

slackerjoe 22

Tuesday 21 July 2015 9:10

sounds like you may be toi young anyways. try doing it in your own home, much more privacy.

jd2013 5

Tuesday 21 July 2015 12:00

Just think - if you hadn't been using a condom - you don't say - he might have stopped you getting pregnant. Well done that priest!!

vikky538 28

Tuesday 21 July 2015 14:13

Did your friend confess to father right there.

abbssterss 14

Tuesday 21 July 2015 18:31

Why were you in your moms minivan and where the hell were you for a priest to be around to knock on your window ?

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 21 July 2015 20:16

This story was wild from "Today," to "FML"

Dean__Winchester 16

Tuesday 21 July 2015 21:04

-Knocks on the window with the Bible pressed to chest- Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our savior, Jesus Christ and how Satan tempts those into temptations?