By kat9232000 - 19/06/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Older brothers will say anything to make you look like an idiot, and you can't move faster then the machine can do it's job. I can't believe you believed him.

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awesomeperson 0

wow no shit they dont open no matter how fast you run at it. YDI

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celestial_42 0

you think you'd try walking quickly first, rather then go straight to running at them. even not running i have to wait for them sometimes

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monkyepum 0

Lol, for your information, they say "Push In Emergencies" BECAUSE they don't open fast enough. I've stood in front of one and still had to wait a second for it to open. :P If they did open that fast, it would be dangerous. *Olympic runner charges at door* *Door slams open and flies off due to high speed* *Old lady dies*

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Domadin 0

Wait, don't you think about these things before you do them? Running would probably make the door less likely to open at all, since the camera may not see you or something or the sort.

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hardcoreprep37 0

Sounds like something my older brother would do.. HAHA!

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emikonaito 0

Funny, I fell for the same thing when I was seven ^-^';; I'd probably have fallen for it now too though

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gowzer90 0

YDI for being so dumb as to believe that ur brother would tell u the truth. As a rule NEVER believe anything an older or younger brother tells u. It is 9/10 bullshit and only said so that we can rip the pish out of u and generally make u have a bad day.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

that's one thing I wanna do before I die. I also want to walk up a down escalator and down an up escalator.

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antonioohama 0

@#213 I've done that already.

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