Miscellaneous: Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show...

By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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jku 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:40

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

Did he do it ninjastyle?

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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Cartmanz 6

Monday 2 January 2012 22:12

How is this a fml?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 2 January 2012 22:19

It's something Dee Dee would do to Dexter.

HydeFromHyde 4

Monday 2 January 2012 22:27

Most important: Did it look nice?

richieflow 3

Monday 2 January 2012 22:31

LAME!!

xSorry_fml 10

Monday 2 January 2012 22:32

Better than pictures of blue waffles at 4am. Those waffles are sad and so am I after seeing them.

brick_man33 14

Monday 2 January 2012 22:42

^^^^^^^^ agreed, this FML is crap.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 2 January 2012 22:59

Don't complain. Sushi is important.

Chixken 6

Monday 2 January 2012 23:29

Sushi is good (:

bubo_fml 10

Monday 2 January 2012 23:43

Can't blame him...I also like to have fish @ 4 am...Anytime, really...

brick_man33 14

Monday 2 January 2012 23:46

worst fml ever.

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