By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

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fuster 0

Well, it's a good thing it was breakfast time and she wasn't offering you a 'tossed salad' or 'hot lunch'.

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crailboyne 0

or a ******* sandwhich

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perdix 29

Did she ask if you want huevos?

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IDOLGIRL 0

if you can't handle the booze, you ought not drink. YDI for being an irresponsible idiot. if I had found you like that, I'd have stuffed a lamb chop up your ass.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Perdix, you win as always. But, I think it could have been much worse if she said "Quieres follar? He traído el tequila."

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perdix 29

I used my prodigious Interwebz skillz to figure that one out. ¡Que Caliente!

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louie111887 0

your my hero. u always know the right things to say, subtle yet halarious : )

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

Pay no attention to the dried semen around her lips, the fact you're tied down, and your sore penis. Those details are unimportant. Rather, tell us about how she wanted to know if you desired breakfast. What a kind, nurturing, loving mother! FYL for not realizing what an amazing mother, maid, and milf you've been blessed with!

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IDOLGIRL 0

if you can't handle the booze, you ought not drink. YDI for being an irresponsible idiot. if I had found you like that, I'd have shoved a maggot-laden lambchop up your butt.

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DaNn0 0

It's far more irresponsible to drink and not wake up naked. You obviously don't know how to drink 'properly' yet. And what's with you and lamb chops?

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blastvortex 3

It'd be funny if she cooked the sausages, eggs, etc in any leftover bile.

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eddieboy13 0

dumbass! ur mom should have kicked you in the balls to wake u up!!

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