epic fail.

haha why didn't you have a friend with u to at least take u to ur room/ Were u partying that hard by yourself? http://finglife.blogspot.com/

You fainted an you were naked lmfao. That's a double whammy right there. Firstly why were you naked? Dare, naked party, bong party, nauxious gas? next you fainted on your own kitchen floor during the party? So what happen to your friends? EPIC FAIL Anyways I question that but whatevs. Invite me to the party next time if your planning to get naked and hit the booze!

lolz she didn't even put a towel on you?

your mom is awesome

This one was funny. When I came home after a night of drinking, I would usually be hungry and turn the oven on for frozen pizza or fries or something, but would pass out before I could cook anything. So, my mom started making food I could microwave and leave it on a plate near the oven say "Do Not Turn On" Which, I usually would be too gone to work the microwave but it saved my mom the worry of me leaving our gas oven on. My mom was clever.

that's just funny

haha awkward:)

that just means u gad an AWESOME night hah

Your mom sounds so nice!