By DanniRae - 13/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Tehalon 0

Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

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Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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Iluvmypitbull 0

this made me lol

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femi_love 0

hahaha. tht blows.

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MFCFM23 0

God I hope this is true! Absolutely beautiful!

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FajitaFreak 3

If they were unused, it's not that bad. If not... ha, you may want to consider getting her a new shirt.

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bulk009 0

well, maybe you got the idea from ammerican wedding and you aren´t liying to us, but i still think you keeped the balls for your own enjoy and your mom had some envy...

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pegasis 0

ya i agree with #4...pretty sure it was on a movie

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boredbitch 0

hahaha did she like it??

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dandelionsrock 0

You think THAT's bad? I was going through some stuff with my mom and accidentally found her anal beads. Not to mention "someone" left lube in the shower for THREE DAYS before taking it out. Kids do noooooot need to see the evidence of what their parents get up to.

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stormin972 0

Maybe you should post that up 70

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