Miscellaneous: Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while...

By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By danny - 12/09/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2025 09:00

Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2022 21:00

Today, while staying at my mother’s house, she messaged me at 5:45 a.m. saying she “desperately” needed my help. I rushed over to her, only to find out she'd lied. She actually wanted me to help clean her garbage dump of a room. I’m starting to remember why I don’t visit often. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2015 12:27

Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you

KayDee29 31

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:31

I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.

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bdsmslave 18

Sunday 3 May 2015 14:30

Tell her you'll pretend to be the maid, if she promises to pretend that she's an ATM machine the next time you need money.

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 3 May 2015 15:43

Whatever you did when this happened, it sounds like it's likely time to either take back your mother's keys to your home or to change your locks.

Mossygirl357 12

Sunday 3 May 2015 15:56

I would have told her No and then asked everyone to leave or clean up after themselves.

swenny_xoxo 18

Sunday 3 May 2015 16:34

I would've just kicked everyone out. It's your house.

writerchic85 25

Sunday 3 May 2015 17:18

I hope you embarrassed her

bleedingglitter 24

Sunday 3 May 2015 17:21

Time to revoke someone's key privilege.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Sunday 3 May 2015 17:24

Thank you. Everyone is saying play along but forget that! I would have kicked everyone out straight away. OP doesn't have to play along and shouldn't have to. It's their house!!