By oliveoyl - 23/07/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML
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IAm1AwesomeChick 7

Did you tell them to stop swearing in front of your kid? why wouldn't you take your kid in a different room?

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A7XRXS 0

you should thank god he is not a marine then their language is worse

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pdp_fml 21

Most military members tend to cuss a lot because it seems to make the hard work that they do a little bit easier. I was just able to make a military retirement through the National Guard recently. Trust me when I tell you that civilians don't really understand what military service members have to put up with sometimes in service to our great country.

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ImTheAlpha 30

96- It's actually scientifically proven swearing can lessen pain, reduce stress, and can help you use less effort.

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Countrygirl5 8

uhhh ohh you got yourself another sailors mouth in the house O.o

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valdancer99 0

Mommy, get me some ******* cookies or I will blow your ******* ass up!! Ok mommy? Love you!

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tylahgrace 12

at least they weren't participating in the other stereotype..

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jacksonclarke 0

there's a stereotype about swearing sailors? I thought the stereotype is that theyre all gay.

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Miss_Andi87 0

you've never heard the saying "I've/you've got a mouth like a sailor" yes they are know for their language and the stereo typing of being gay

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rmcsorley 0

the stereotypes are drunk cursing and acting gay off shore

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Jaxx66 21

nah. kids gotta pick it up somewhere. better than the playground or the TV, I say!

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My_Nightmare 19

My husband is in the Navy too. He swore a lot right after boot camp but it's definitely calmed down when we got to live together again and he didn't have to stay in the barracks ha ha. His shipmates have bad mouths though

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MsMillie 0

Just be happy that's the only stereotype they follow? I could think of things a lot worse!

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ZeroXL91 6

The next FML: Today, I asked my son if he wanted a cookie. He turned around and replied "How about a **** you?". He's two. FML.

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