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By anon - 05/08/2016 20:13

Today, my husband forgot his house keys at a job site and his boss said he'd give them back tomorrow. He called me to tell me that 1. our house is very easy to break into, 2. my dog is a horrible guard dog and 3. she peed all over him! FML
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Infamous_Pickle 21

I think that OP was saying that the husband broke into the house cause he didn't have his keys.

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zipJohn 16

I think that the majority of these comments don't understand that the husband was the one entering the house without his key.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

I think that OP was saying that the husband broke into the house cause he didn't have his keys.

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Greycatsister 12

Welp. Time to buff up your security. Simply locking Windows can be a big help. Also, at least your dog tried to stop the "intruder" by peeing on him.

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Nickimariek 20

Lmfao, dogs.... and what if the dude made a copy of your key...

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zipJohn 16

I think that the majority of these comments don't understand that the husband was the one entering the house without his key.

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r83839 22

Vague, unreferenced pronouns are my favorite.

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jcash52426 5

1. Time for a security upgrade 2. Not all dogs are meant to be guard dogs 3. Gross And why don't you have a spare key in your car for your house.

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