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By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00
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By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00
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I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D:
By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States
OP here, to fill in the gaps the little girl was about 8 maybe 9 and the parents did try and stop her but it wasn't working, so I felt they needed a hand. To answer the questions of how she reacted, well after she poked and prodded my "dead body", let's just say my ears are still ringing from her shrill little scream of outrage at my "death". Alright well have a nice day y'all taco taco burrito.