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By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

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Kmart91 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:11

QUICK! Shave your bristle like hair, and file down your tusks! You're boaring! But Yea, thats odd he rather do that....

Kitola 2

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:15

Dude, Mousehunt is awesome. At least my boyfriend understands that, and occasionally sounds the horn for me. :) If he's hunting for a map carrier, or the Acolyte, I totally can understand.

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dmmd8686 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:53

kitola - the acolyte is killing me too. ydi for not realizing how epic MH is

TehMightyButters 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:58

Ok... Mousehunt is possibly the best thing to happen to facebook.....ever... i understand his reasoning for leaving bed to sound the horn completley.... YDI for not being aware of this amazing game

LStatus 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 17:00

what is the mousehunt?

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 17:51

Yes, enlighten us, please.

mrsjill 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 10:07

http://apps.facebook.com/mousehunt/ That is the link. It is a fun game that you click your mouse on a horn and get cute (or not so cute) pictures of mice every 15 minutes. It is actually quite addicting.

mrsjill 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 10:15

Advice - from a female Mouse Hunter- My husband has noticed my addiction to this game- He now distracts me- in very interesting ways. Just try to be understanding. After all, he only needs to sound the horn once in an hour. It's not like he has to sit at the computer. My husband thoughtfully ask if I have finished my morning email etc... or just "drags" me away from the computer- in delightful ways.

jaybrown 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 17:06

I just tried playing that game MouseHunt. I can NOT get into it.

some_random_dude 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 17:08

wow... i just sounded the horn and read this.... MOUSEHUNT FTW!!!!!

beacher 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 17:11

Don't be sad my boyfriend plays warcraft from the time he wakes up at 7am till the next morning at 3am.. Consider yourself lucky.. Don't know why people can't just live IRL anymore.

nomadxx7 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:38

Try to give your boyfriend a BJ while he's playing WoW. If he doesn't enjoy it, dump his ass. I play WoW myself but usually only a few hours a day and usually at night (like 11 pm to 1 am). WoW doesn't do anything other than waste time and if he's wasting that much time it's either because he's an addict or a retard. Try to find the right answer and/or dump him

OneandOnlyOne 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 17:11

Perhaps he Might not be the right person to have a kid with. Wanna be a single parent? He won't help, he'll be too busy with Mousehunt on Facebook. Immature!