Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By UncleMonkey - 06/03/2015 06:18 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

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By JJAnd - 28/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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woainishamu 21

Sunday 23 November 2014 22:59

Bad grandpa strikes again!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:02

Open a window?

Comments

conman531 23

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:07

I don't care how cold it is. You open up a damn window!

brivielle 15

Monday 24 November 2014 8:06

Premeditated murder attempt.

rawrkiller24 16

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:11

Now you can use the phrase, "you old fart"

nolannolan16 8

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:17

Tell him to check his pants he may might not have just farted lol

ayanna_wright 15

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:22

HAHAH DEAD ON THE FLOOR

jbombdighetty 11

Monday 24 November 2014 1:42

then how are you typing

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:34

That's grampa showing you how it's done. Learn from the master, grasshopper.

nugis 11

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:39

Wouldn't it be easier to just open the window?

DollFacedTee 6

Monday 24 November 2014 0:29

Open the windows and light a candle.

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Monday 24 November 2014 0:39

Window, like everyone has mentioned. Or find a scented candle or something.

Mojo0608 26

Monday 24 November 2014 0:41

For everyone saying to open a window, the UK weather has decided winter is coming. This wouldn't be so bad, but it's around 14 degrees (Celsius) colder than it was a couple of weeks ago (which was admittedly unseasonably warm)