By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
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Kermy1113 23

Maybe she meant pregnancy an it just one of those stupid girls who think they mean the same thing.. Or she's a *****

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khrystwiztidkid 15

Abandon her, OP.... Not the child. (If yours).

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messymessiah 11

Hopefully she was just messing with you. :-(

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wowthatsux53 11

Let's all pray for this young lad that she meant pregnancy test

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justme203 14

Wow I'm glad everyone's so quick to say he hope he left, even if he does have a kid...

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Aiden89 23

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

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OkapiParade 15

Maybe she meant pregnancy test? Hopefully

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quackImapenguin 16

Even if she meant "paternity test" it could mean she was raped. Hopefully the OP would support her if that is the case.

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opiate_ape 10

Is she just confused and meant pregnancy test? If so that's more FHL I guess

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