By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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Cheezburger_fml 0

If she's getting her love advice from her cell phone, then she's not smart enough to be marriage material. That really sucks, though. Good luck finding someone better.

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texmas 0

YDI for almost proposing to such a stupid ****.

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Telcontar14 0

FYL - but seriously, why do guys date girls like that in the first place??? Just be glad you realized she was a nut job before you proposed.

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genius_man16 0

Sounds like one of my ex-gf's, except she believed all those online quizzes instead of text messages.

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noshitsherlock 0

GOOD RIDDANCE!!!! She sounds like a moron. You dodged a bullet, so consider yourself lucky, heal, and move on!

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jonnnx333 0

awe, that sucks ):

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TotallyBrit 0

Those crappy advises, who'll follow those? They only care about the money they make sending you the message, sorry to you!!

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FantineRose 0

I would say your girlfriend is an idiot, but there is obviously more to it... maybe she used that crap-ass excuse to get out of the relationship? Either way, that sucks.

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