By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Welshite 39

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

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cmayer 20

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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Cazz91 21

What in the hairy **** is wrong with your girlfriend and you for caving in to her ****** up fetish? She honestly couldn't pick something better like Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow? Of all things to roleplay as....*shudders*

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keepingitnasty 15

Damn, I'm into some freaky shit, but that's out there to me. How can you look her in the eyes afterwards?

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laurenlovesjb 20

Sorry guys, I really don't like to argue haha. So Im not gonna have much more to say today:) I respect your opinions.

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Ziggy122 15

Did she make you spit in her face while wearing drop-crotch pants? But seriously, I've heard of some odd fetishes and fantasies, but... Ew. I don't get how anyone over the age of 12 is attracted to that kid.

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Schizomaniac 24

This thread is more retarded than my religious trolling.

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Aero_x 21

She must be one hell of a girl to be worth that!! On a more optimistic point of view, you basically role-played as lesbians :D

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Nah, that is an insult to lesbians :p

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Nordrag 26

I had this same argument with laurenlovesjb a while back. I think I got thumbed down though because I started the argument. But honestly, the bashing on jb is a bit much. His music isn't any worse than the other "popular" music out there, and he's not much more of a douche bag than some celebrities. I just feel that to idolize him the way that so many do is completely insane.

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