By candy man - 04/09/2014 19:32 - United States - Chapel Hill

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Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
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MissBehavin77 18

That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.

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TechnoKitten 17

Not letting him have popcorn was like insult to injury. Sorry OP!

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porekind 3

Well stop wearing out your hand then!

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Chibi_Kitten 24

But you know what is definitely better than sex? Better than sex chocolate cake.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

She wanted some of Orville's P instead of your D, OP.

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thewife5 19

You should pay attention to her instead of just hump her.. Then age wouldn't be bored ;)

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Just_A_Tree 20

Great thinking #73! You don't have to seduce chocolate cake!

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TMramrod 15

This is something I would say to my boyfriend lol

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