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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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lemonademixer 7

**** you!! Why would you cheat on her?

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unicornsbears 5

Dumbass didn any1 ever teach ya nt to write things like day done especially if ur gf isn't de last one.... Yall men never learn day we always find things like dat...

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_highandlow 5

Just because he has a list doesn't mean he's cheated on her. They could be women he slept with before he got together with her.

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kariyakichicken 4

It says his girlfriend isn't last on the list.. Meaning he's slept with other women after her - while he was with her. That = cheating.

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RKD 23

Sorry to hear, dude! Remember to keep stuff like that under lock and key! Like women don't do the same thing, just about different things,,,,,

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tubz84 2

I hope an irate bear jumps out from behind a tree and calls you names.

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dDailydDosage 8

Why are people in relationships when they're gonna cheat on them! You deserve it douche! I hope she finds someone a lot better >XP

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alyravenous16 0

That's what you get you asshole

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