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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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Comments

everton99 16

I'm 95% sure the moderators of the website post stories like these so that these people know how much they've hurt their girlfriend/boyfriend. Change your ways man it's not worth all the pain and emptiness in the end.

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secretllama 0

U r obviously going to be out of a girlfriend very soon, good luck getting a new one

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laurenashh 4

Wowwww your such a dick AND your giving all the nice guys out there a bad rep. WAY. TO. GO!

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nickolascronk 3

Your ******* stupid for even making a list like that. You totally deserve what ever happens.

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hermioneg1802 2

Wow thats extremely low of you cheating bastard! I hope she dumps your ass for good :P

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Obvious8 3

Seriously people? He's stealing this joke from a comedian. It is a fake FML.

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MoMoGaston 0

Dipshit! Why would you do that? I hope she ruins your life

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