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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 10:00 - Sweden

Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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By MexyBoy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 22 December 2010 19:03

People actually expect breakup sex? Really? She's dumping you, and you actually expected her to still have sex with you? Am I missing something here?

Skroal_stomper 5

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:55

at least she cleaned your room.

Comments

Coccinelle_fml 15

Thursday 23 December 2010 7:48

Is your girlfriend's name Monica?

kickboxingchick 5

Friday 20 January 2012 5:00

*Ex-girlfriend

xxsarsoura 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 11:03

im gonna have to askk whats up with people asking about ur ex supposedly named 'monica'

monnanon 13

Thursday 23 December 2010 11:26

Ever watched friends? monica from friends was a clean freak to almost the point of OCD. thats where I assume the comments are coming from

mrssuarez2011 12

Friday 2 December 2011 23:23

From the show Friends

KamilleBlack 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 18:40

YDI for sucking in bed. Also, break-up sex is a gift, not a given.

dkocz 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:57

What kind of moron has "break-up sex"?

puddinfellow 2

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:57

You found a girl that cleans by choice? and you let her go?!?

Squander 3

Friday 24 December 2010 4:36

Break-up sex....just shouldn't happen. [clothes on] "I don't love you anymore..." [clothes off] "...OH GOD YES I LOVE YOU..." [clothes on again] ...JK I don't love you anymore"