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By Nick_Pat91 - 23/07/2016 01:39 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's convinced that I'm either turning gay or becoming a transgender. All because I'm growing out my hair and "straight men shouldn't have long hair". FML.
I agree, your life sucks 1 144
You deserved it 132

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Long hair guys win in the end cause we're awesome

My boyfriend has hair almost to his ass (it's awesome) and he is very straight and cis. Not that it matter actually. My point is, it's very common now a days for guys to have long hair.

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my hair is long and I straighten it. my ex girlfriend thought I was gay for a bit but I proved I wasn't. I guess with great hair comes great responsibility my man. f her if she like that.

tell her you ate growing it out to donate to cancer kids then once you grown it out and enjoy for a while cut and donate everyone's happy

OP doesn't need to make excuses if he wants to have long hair. If he does ever want to go back to short hair, donating it would be ideal, but implying that he has to make an excuse to enjoy long hair just perpetuates stupidity like the ex-girlfriend's.

She's just jealous your hair will look better because it's not overly processed like hers. I personally like longer hair on guys, it's so much fun to play with.

Wow that's crazy that people think this way. Long hair looks really good on a lot of men. Moreso than short hair.

good. now you won't have to deal with a bitch like that anymore

Dodged a bullet, along with all those haircuts, keep it growing OP

there's no such thing as 'turning' gay or 'becoming' transgender. so your ex is one prize bitch for ignorance

My best friend and boyfriend of ten years has had long hair his whole life. I've seen pictures of him as a toddler with waist-length hair. So no, men can have long hair if they want to.

You will look back and remember this as a very good day in your life.

In that case, literally every man in medieval Europe would be gay.