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By Nick_Pat91 - 23/07/2016 01:39 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's convinced that I'm either turning gay or becoming a transgender. All because I'm growing out my hair and "straight men shouldn't have long hair". FML.
I agree, your life sucks 1 144
You deserved it 132

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Long hair guys win in the end cause we're awesome

My boyfriend has hair almost to his ass (it's awesome) and he is very straight and cis. Not that it matter actually. My point is, it's very common now a days for guys to have long hair.

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Unlucky1232 20

i know a lot of men with long hair. My father, grandfather, and multiple school/classmates. I'm starting to think she was just looking for an excuse

Long hair guys win in the end cause we're awesome

Gonna be honest, your hair is pretty awesome

I have long hair, rock it man, she's just mad because she knows she doesn't deserve an awesome guy like you ;) Seriously, be glad she broke up with you, you can now find someone good enough for you.

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Get a haircut ya hippie! JK, long hair to gay/transgender is a huge leap.

My boyfriend has hair almost to his ass (it's awesome) and he is very straight and cis. Not that it matter actually. My point is, it's very common now a days for guys to have long hair.

redcode5 17

Dumb bitch left you, see it as a good thing.

Ah yes, because the length of your hair totally determines your sexuality and gender. Your (ex)girlfriend is an idiot, be glad you're no longer with someone who is so superficial and has such outdated standards.

I guess most men in the sixties and seventies were gay, by that logic.