Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo...

By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Username - 27/06/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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By TJ - 06/04/2012 11:10 - United Kingdom - Redhill

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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TidusBlade 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:33

Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

heathcoate 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:38

Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.

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xarcanus 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:02

Brutal. totally agree with # 15. She wants to play dirty? fine. play right back, but make sure you win... don't seek revenge right away; give her time to think she's gotten away with it (a month or so) and then pull it on her; she'll be expecting retaliation with in the next few weeks and out waiting her will make your revenge even sweeter.

brodizzle 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:03

Your balls must be a stunning purple color right now. FYL

Deee88 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:04

That's horrible of her!

ryan__h 1

Monday 13 April 2009 21:06

I thought of transformers when I read this... the part where the dad pulls into the Porche (sp?) dealer

teh_ass 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:06

YDI for being so sex obsessed and getting a girlfriend like that.

Ninjahippy 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:07

@31: Yup! Passive-aggressive revenge and long-term grudges are the secret to a healthy, mutually satisfactory relationship. Seriously, ask any relationship counselor.

kspy 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:08

haha i've done that to my bf before, but then proceeded to walk over to the bed, stripping down as i went. it ended well. =)

greenman_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:10

That is one of the greatest atrocities a woman can commit. That infuriates me to no end. I think she deserves an "accidental" pull out and rope-to-the-eye during oral sex.