By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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TidusBlade 0

Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

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shananigans 0

Totally agree with the ring box with "Just Joking" written inside of it!! Although this only works if she actually WANTS a ring. Otherwise I agree with the letting her pick out a nice piece of jewelry or expensive purse, going up to the register, then saying "Just Joking!"

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kandy_fml 0

I hate girls who mess with a guys mind like that. It's ****** up. #103. You're retarded. Never ever try to be funny ever again. And if you must, don't joke about rape. That's some serious shit and if you make jokes about it around the wrong people, you'll get your ass kicked.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

So your girl is a cockteaser. Either do the same to her, or wait until she pulls that stunt again and after you've gotten hard, spank it furiously with her sitting right there and release on her clothes. Tell her SOMEONE had to finish what she started.

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gabyluvsraymond 0

lmoa' haha that blows. and not literaly hahahahah

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Tick_fml 0

HAHAAHAAHAHA! that's great. Get her back later.

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okor 3

My girlfriend does that to me all the time!

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mentholyptus 0

lol, I did that to my girlfriend once. She found amusement in it and did it back to me later :)

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rednaxela_fml 0

that's such a bitchy and assholic thing to do. i'm sorry, dude..

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