By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

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So all you girls think it is funny, right. Alright men and of course, some of you women , lets see how funny it is when we refuse sex with our other half. Your all with me on this, right? Onward, where did everyone go?

deliciouskaek 1

Some of the commenters need to calm the hell down. Don't know if she deserves all the 'bitch' comments, though. Having a bit of fun does not a bitch create. That said, that /was/ pretty uncool.

Just have sex with her, pretend to climax and at the same time say," im not wearing a condom!" then pull out, pull off the condom, toss it on her belly and say,"just kidding!" You have to be super sneaky in putting on the condom so she doesnt see you do it and just assumes you did. You dont even have to pretend to climax if you want to give that condom you throw on her stomach a special touch.

ditlihi 0

Dump her. Some things should never be joked about and this will only get worse.

haha people need to chill the **** out. Teasing is such a big turn on. Cause then when it does happen after, its ******* fantastic. And everyone whose sayin shes a bitch, get a life. im a guy btw.

ShamCross 0

Hilarious!!! The rest of you guys should learn a little self control and not get quite so worked up.

Worst ******* joke EVER! Teasing is good, but that isn't teasing at all, that is just being cruel.

Licky_Licky 0