Love: Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends...

By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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Looking good

By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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Focus!

By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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Look at me

By Anonymous - 20/09/2025 00:00

Today, I realized that my gay male friend tells me I’m pretty, gives me random compliments, and shows me off more often than my husband of 10 years. I legitimately can’t remember the last time my husband called me beautiful. Even if I ask him how I look, the best I’ll get is “You look fine.” FML

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ant387 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:07

lol I want to hear your laugh

Quest_ 13

Monday 16 August 2010 12:22

So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.

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Miroticc 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:08

Well look on the bright side... he was honest?

uhmand 2

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:57

my boyfriend doesnt say anything romantic to me either but i dont expect it so it doesnt bother me..sometimes

CaptainNewts 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:51

I had something clever I was going to say, but then I realised I didn't care.

xxBrokenHeartxx 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 8:36

awwww):

yelloworgreen 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:02

i sound like a pig

kittyliciouz 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 18:44

LOL

MissPurple_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 4:59

You call that a compliment? Because I call it an indicator that you need a nicer boyfriend.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:13

LMFAO Daaaaaaamn lol FYL

Jordoozle1 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 4:20

Today my dad told me he was gonna go on a bike ride and I said I wanted to go. I was waiting in the backyard for him to finish changing before I found out he snuck out the front.