By cowgirl - 06/11/2012 05:42 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML
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saIty 17

Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

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BananerzFresh 12

He is just testing you to see if you can really accept him for who he is...or maybe not...

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theannak 7

Am I unaware of something that makes it not okay to be a cowboy? I mean if he's doin this, there's probably a reason. Let him work through it. If he still wants the cowboy life, either join him, or find yourself one of them "city clickers".

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Isn't it "city Slickers"? Haha.

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theannak 7

Hahaha yes. I don't know where that came from. Whoops, my bad.

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Posthuman 26

What's wrong with being an old-fashioned cowboy? *rides away into the sunset*

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boofgall 16

You don't exactly portray the cowboy look if you ask me. :o

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Posthuman 26

I'm a cowboy at heart, and I am wearing cowboy boots. You just cannot see them.

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ForeverEminem1 5

he's probably doing it as some kind of test

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pradip 26

Aliens vs Cowboys At least he's sure of what he wants, it's time for u to get ur priorities straight

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Dory123 9

I don't see how alien vs cowboys fits in with your statement...

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Snake867 1

Isn't it better that you find out now he is mentally unstable? Instead of 4 years and 3 kids later?

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freshlybreezy 15

Wanting to be a cowboy and live the CPU try life makes you mentally unstable? Since when?

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ebonyirony 29

no. suddenly becoming a cowboy makes you mentally unstable. it's like suddenly becoming a different person if he wasn't at least slightly country ish.

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RedPillSucks 31

it does if he suddenly decides to do it when it wasn't part of his personal culture. if you're going to be a cowboy, be real about it.

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Snake867 1

It's called a dissociative identity disorder.

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0RedPenguin0 8

Threaten to get him a horse, stick him in the stirrups, push him so he's upside down, and send him on his way

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TheJester12 15

Don't hate on old timey cowboys. It could be worse , he could have chosen to take on the lifestyle of a cowboy from broke back mountain . Then you'd really be ****** in the ass !

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SadGirl18 16

Who knows. It could be pretty hot. ;) Just kidding. Tell him he can do that all he wants AFTER the wedding. :) It's a stage in life. It'll pass!

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twinkiefeets 17

Problems are harder to fix after the wedding. Dont assume you can change him, you can't. Make sure you know the person you marry

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SadGirl18 16

People are constantly changing. It's up to you whether you want to change with them, or leave. I think the cowboy voice is so much better than an asshole stage. So I don't think it's too much of a problem.

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Jamesarella 1

He's a child, u may want to postpone a year, see if he grows up a bit.

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