By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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MukyDaCookie 0

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.

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grazynaanka 0

lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?

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ravinderkaler 0

That just sucks, tie your shoes if you're a clumsy person.

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MaiLouIsLegend 0

Hahah with a those obstacles you'll never surpass your own shoe laces? Wow clumsy much. Lesson of the day:watch where you're stepping

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jd254 2

this is a fml? no, seriously? u hit ur head, wow... i wasted 30 seconds reading this. why didn't u just typed in "today, I fell"

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myalleyway 9

i know, right? it was like OP was just bragging about how well they did on their test. don't get me wrong; tripping does hurt, and i feel your pain, but a lot of FMLs have too much story in it; it's like, 'stop beatig around the bush! get to the point!' ydi and fyl.

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tournamentdecide 33

It took you 30 seconds to read this? it took me like 5...

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shitidied 17

OP busted her head. Your comment is also against the policy and I must report it

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MukyDaCookie 0

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.

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