By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Why would you do that if there was a chance someone like her father would see you?

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bobbington9298 10

So? Think about the dad! "Today, I was strolling through my backyard, when I heard my daughter and her friend in the pool. Thinking I could go say "hi" I went to go check on them. As soon as I stepped out of the bushes, my daughter's friend ran away screaming, naked, and slipped. Now I have to take her to the hospital. FML.

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ConBroChilll 9

That must be somewhat awkward for your friend's dad.

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CheeseHater 23

I wouldn't mind being the dad, unless you are underage.

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CheeseHater 23

How is that pervy? Because I wouldn't mind seeing a naked girl? I suppose having natural urges is kind of unnatural and pervy... wait... no.

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Pleonasm 35

I think there's a time and a place for everything, and your child and their friend at your house while they are in the pool isn't the one...

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CheeseHater 23

I said, unless you are underage, meaning that it wouldn't be a child in that scenario. Second, what is so harmful about my comment? He probably saw her by accident. I am slowly suspecting that there are a lot of moral crusaders in this place.

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Pleonasm 35

I meant child in the sense offspring, not the young sense. Meaning I was trying to convey that it was not so appropriate for these urges to be over a situation involving your progeny and their friend skinny dipping while you watched. And yes, while the Dad WAS probably there by accident, your comment led to believe you'd like to be there voluntarily watching, regardless of the intention of your post, which is kind creepy when you consider the role the parent should have. I doubt moral crusading is the case since people get thumbed down for a lot less, and yours had bad connotations to begin with.

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CheeseHater 23

Okay, sure. I don't want to get more into depth here, I'll just leave, instead.

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CharresBarkrey 15

No, you just don't want to look like more of a creep, 40.

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CheeseHater 23

No, I'm not ashamed to like women's bodies. If you are, that's a shame.

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Pleonasm 35

You just sound cheesy now, CheeseHater, and you're avoiding the issue completely.

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CharresBarkrey 15

61 - Considering I'm a female myself, I don't think I have to worry about looking at women's bodies and being ashamed. We're not even saying you should be ashamed, we're saying you're creepy. Even if you DO want to see OP naked, why do you feel the need to tell all of FML about it? Why not just keep it to yourself? It's creepy.

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misataylor86 10

Because they obviously are underage & also he saw his own child skinny dipping. Perv

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AndOtherDrugs 5

I don't think what he said was creepy. I also think there would be less backlash if the genders were reversed.

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Pleonasm 35

"Oh, please don't kill me, Mr.Bush Stabber McStabby Stab, I'll do anything! *opens legs a little* "This ain't no porno you hussie! Now scream for me, while I gut you like a cornish pig!" *Stab stab stab scream staaaaaaaaaaaaaab* *Dramatic death with side boob* *OPs friend runs; goes for the attic* *Black crowd breaks fourth wall:* "Awww heeeeeeeeell no, don't you go in that attic! You gon' die, cracka!" All the makings for a cheesy horror hit

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ICastillo 24

Way to make your friends dad be a pervert, making him watch a girl run around naked and wet........umm I'm I have to go ill be back to finish this comment later.

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ICastillo 24

...as I was saying earlier, why would you skinny dip while there is people around? You're lucky Quagmire wasn't around.

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DocBastard 38

Right, because that's the normal thing to do after watching a scary movie: swim naked. I'm just imagining the pool scene from "Poltergeist". I didn't go in a pool for years after watching that.

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VIPwhenever 15

Kinda irrelevant, but after watching it I was afraid of the shower pool anything that was a large amount of water same with jaws. Edit: sorry for my mistakes

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Sputnikspak 13

I am not a horror movie fan, but my brother went through a phase in his teens. He forced me to watch 'Children of the Corn' - while we were at our cottage - there isn't really anywhere to go where you can't see/hear the television there... Except outside. And I'll let you guess what surrounded our cottage on the side that wasn't wooded.

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