Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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laurenlovesjb 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 21:57

Why would you do that if there was a chance someone like her father would see you?

bobbington9298 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:03

So? Think about the dad! "Today, I was strolling through my backyard, when I heard my daughter and her friend in the pool. Thinking I could go say "hi" I went to go check on them. As soon as I stepped out of the bushes, my daughter's friend ran away screaming, naked, and slipped. Now I have to take her to the hospital. FML.

Comments

lalalara 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:18

Why would anyone go skinny dip after watching a scary movie?

StaleMATE_fml 7

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:18

Aussie Pride!!!

shan88 14

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:53

I'm an Aussie. This is not Aussie pride. This is just shameful

fadingaway 17

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:18

Stabby rib stab stab.

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:20

There is someone walking behind you.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:26

Your picture goes perfect with your comment.

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:21

Damnit. You know, I always did think the Spy said "cornish pig", but apprently it's "cornish game hen." What's the deal, yo?

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:25

Next time, don't go skinny dipping after seeing a scary movie--especially if you know you're going to get freaked really easily.

KingCeltic77 18

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:26

You and your friend have a weird relationship.

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:39

Was he a DILF? You laying there naked, flat on your back, could cum in handy.

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:41

For a second I read D as "Daughter" and I thought you were talking to the dad, I was awfully freaked out, but then I realised it stood for "Dad" and then it just sounded like classic perdix.