Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV....

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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headfirst4halos 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:34

Oh wow. Sounds like someone needs therapy!

Panicattackx5 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:38

Tell her she has another 10 years before she can do that.

ItsTheKanninbal 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:07

Why didnt u tell her to stfu? :S

indian_goddess 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:15

whoa, that coming out of a five-year-old's mouth is shocking. barbie...freaks me out.

xoxo_99 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:43

wow.

Dragonmouth 4

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:41

Glad to see that we have a good supply of hookers for future generations.

AXavierB 1

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:23

I don't know whether I believe this or not. Either way it's hilarious.

lologirl419 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:25

... How does your five-year-old daughter even know what a hooker is? Someone needs to watch their language...

master565 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:34

she just exprssing her true fellings

paleknight47 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:10

High expectations ftw

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