By mouse_13 - 15/01/2016 06:28 - United Kingdom - Bicester
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mouse_13_fml
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OP here- really surprised anyone would think this was cruel, as we've ben together for a long time and therefore know each others boundaries! Makes me sad people have to see the negative in something that makes me smile!
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What toast?
This honestly sounds like something I would do, the way my husband tells it :| He always bugs me about talking in my sleep. I guess one night I turned, clapped him on the shoulder and asked, "You good?" (I have no memory of this). Another night I said, "Don't give Grandma the sandwich, she'll trip over the saran wrap!" I do remember him saying that we would take care of it in the morning and I fell back asleep lol. I hope your girl didn't break anything of yours OP.
Omg, it might be because I need sleep, but I laughed for like a solid minute at 'don't give grandma the sandwich' XD
Aiden89
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Sounds like a great story for your wedding TOAST.
Uy.
Get out.
Maybe she was dreaming about making toast and thought she left it in too long?
saffy66
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Some people don't like to be woken before they need to. In fact, a lot of people don't like to be woken even if the time they need to be awake is right now. I'm one of those people. There is only one person allowed to wake me any time, and he's 9000 miles away so he knows he's safe. Take note OP - if you must wake her, do it from a safe distance. But you've probably already figured that one out :)
better get that toast..
stangbang92
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Or so you think she's still sleeping....
That's what you get for cupping her ****. Being molested is not a nice way to wake up.
No, it's the BEST way to wake up. * In a good relationship, of course
mouse_13_fml
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OP here- I'm sorry you think it's molestation when it's in a loving relationship and has already been discussed!
PePziNL
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Not your breast day innit?
Lmao! This is the best Fml I've read yet! ?
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better get her some toast then
On the plus side, she'll feel terrible about it for a little while and (hopefully) be extra nice to you the next time you're in bed. *wink